The Spoons That Are My Ears!

Talk about the pterodactyl glidin' in the sky
Lookin' at a werewolf in a cage;
Talk about a vampire learnin' how to fly.
Scarin' all the reviewers off the page.

Harpy talk, keep talkin' Harpy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to Worm.
You got to have a scheme,
If you don't have a scheme,
How you gonna make your critics squirm?

If you don't Worm the Harpy,
And you never have a scheme,
Then you'll never blow your rivals off the stage!

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# posted by Rhys Hughes @ 10:36 AM