The Spoons That Are My Ears!

My new novella is finally finished and is available to be downloaded and read from Smashwords or from Amazon.

What happens when apeman good meets marshmallow evil? That's the alarming question posed by this novella, which is a double sequel to two obscure and unlikely books, namely 'The Abnormalities of Stringent Strange' by Rhys Hughes and 'The Fangs of Suet Pudding' by Adams Farr...

In a forgotten corner of Africa, an eccentric club of veteran flyers must confront the unexpected arrival of a violet-scented jelloid Nazi with all the evil powers of a psychic pudding at his disposal! Only Stringent Strange, the apeman test pilot (plus his chums and a few readers) has a chance to prevent the repulsive invader from achieving total world domination!!

"Heil Pudding! Heil Pudding! Heil Pudding!"

Feel free to purchase it for $4.99 if you like... But be aware that everyone who pre-orders my novel The Abnormalities of Stringent Strange gets this ebook for free... That's zero pence, folks! Follow the link to Meteor House to do just that. Oh yes, and you get three other free ebooks as well as this one...